June 2013
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
Dear kids, if you want proof that grades are not everything, take a look at me. I had the best grades out of my entire family, and they like me the least.
OH MY LORD I FAILED THE DRIVING TEST AGAIN. Sigh. I’m not meant to drive.
“Everything in the world displeases me: but, above all, my displeasure in everything displeases me.”
—Nietzsche (via moriarty)
